Human Design, why are you so serious?

Since discovering Human Design, becoming a Reader and integrating into my daily life, I have noticed that most of the information I read takes quite a serious tone. Magical, but serious. Don’t get me wrong, I love the learning how others view this system, and respect those who have dedicated their life to it for the celebration of others, but I couldn’t quite figure out why the knowledge wasn’t sinking in. Then it hit me! I need a bit of dark humour, visual descriptions and perhaps a “that’s what she said” sprinkled into my learning to really understand it. Call me crazy, but not everything has to be serious to be impactful. So if you are here as a first timer, or you stumbled upon my website during your 3am rabbit hole search that started with “is this elbow cancer?”, welcome Witches and thanks for being here.

So, imagine you're a quirky mix of astrology, quantum physics, and a little sprinkle of magic. Human Design is like your personal user manual, but written in a language only the universe understands. It's like having a cosmic instruction booklet for this wild ride we call life.

First, you have these energy centers in your body. They're like little powerhouses that determine your personality traits. Think of them as disco balls, some flashing with vibrant colors, while others are just chilling in plain white. It's like having a rave inside you, but without the glow sticks and wierd circle arm movements.

Next, you've got these fancy titles for different types of people. There are Manifestors who have this superhero-like power to initiate and get things done. They're like the CEOs of life, but they have to send out memos to let everyone know they're about to make moves. Remember, these memos are for information, not for asking for permission. You give yourself the permission! Set those boundaries and live your life!

Then there are the Generators and Manifesting Generators, who are like the Energizer bunnies of the world. They have this never-ending well of energy, but they need to respond to life's opportunities like a game of Whac-A-Mole, sending the ugly ones back where they came from, tiny moulded plastic Hell. They're the ultimate builders on the team, able to master just about anything they put their attention to.

Projectors are like the wise gurus who can see through the matrix of life. But here's the catch, they can't just barge in and share their wisdom. Nope, they need an official invitation like they're attending a fancy party. It's like being the coolest kid in school but waiting for someone to ask you to join their group.

And then we have Reflectors, who are like the chameleons of the Human Design world. They're super rare and can absorb the energy around them, reflecting the state of the world back to us. They're like living mood rings, showing us what's going on in a way that would make Dr. Phil proud.

But wait, there's more! Human Design also gives you these funky numbers called profiles. It's like being a mix of different flavors, like a cosmic cocktail. These numbers tell you about your life path and how you relate to others. It's like having an astrological Tinder profile—compatible numbers only, please!

To make decisions, Human Design tells you to listen to your authority. But forget about logic and reasoning; you've got to tap into your intuition. It's like having a conversation with your gut feeling, and let's be honest, your gut probably has some pretty weird jokes to tell.

So there you have it, Human Design explained with a side of humor. It's like having a cosmic comedy show that reveals the quirks and secrets of your unique self. Just remember, Human Design is the plan, the progress is in the practice.